How to make a poop bun

What you'll need: 

A rubber band

Optional: scarf

1. Gather your hair to make a ponytail

 

2. Use a rubber band to tie the hair, leaving the last 

round of binding incomplete to create a bun.

3. Twist all the hair together that has been dangling out of the rubber band.

4. Wrap your hair around the base of the bun.

Secure the ends with the same rubber band.

 

5. The completed bun will look something like this

(If you want to, you can accessorize with a scarf)

Side views 

 Top view

It really does look like some sort of elegant piece of crap on the last picture there!

Skull scarf by Primark.